Use it, or else you'll be totally dead.
Quote: "(Doctors) said, 'If your cell phone wouldn't have been there, and if it would have hit you straight on, you'd be totally dead,' because that is where my heart is."
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Good Band Names
Over the course of pharmacy school, in an attempt to maintain our sanity, we would come up with good band names from things we heard in class. Here's a list of a few, along with others I've picked up along the way. I'll try to add to the list as things strike me. Hope you like them...
-Collecting Virgins
-The Stool Ghosts
-The Dirty Azoles
-Dumping Syndrome
-92 Caucasian Males
-Conscious Sedation
-CatBank
-Needlestick
-Booger Suckers
-Fungus Among Us
-A Dictator and His Flatulence
-Collecting Virgins
-The Stool Ghosts
-The Dirty Azoles
-Dumping Syndrome
-92 Caucasian Males
-Conscious Sedation
-CatBank
-Needlestick
-Booger Suckers
-Fungus Among Us
-A Dictator and His Flatulence
About Me
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- United States
- Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade's going to suck.
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2 comments:
Not 'mostly' dead, but 'totally' dead!
Another quote from the story, "...I hopefully will love my wife more and quicker."
Quicker? I think you have a pill that could help him there.
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